• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
  • refixable:

    how much weight can i lose by running away from my problems

    theofficialariel:

    All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

    masaothedog:

    lizthefangirl:

    jaclcfrost:

    the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid

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    he’s 23

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    i see no difference

    I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.